About This Game In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That's a problem, because if they get don't pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.Features:Learn about the shortcomings of modern education in this satirical gameNine schools, each with unique challengesManage the school's curriculums, students, and staff without going bankruptDehumanize the children, turning them into orderly pineapplesMaintain a small staff of top-tier teachers or a large group of burned-out, underpaid teachersManipulate a child's feelings with lasersCast magic spells like "Trigonomancy" or "Covalency" to teach studentsAddress parental concerns, or maybe ignore them altogether 7aa9394dea Title: No Pineapple Left BehindGenre: Indie, Simulation, StrategyDeveloper:Subaltern GamesPublisher:Subaltern GamesRelease Date: 18 Feb, 2016 No Pineapple Left Behind Full Crack [hacked] As a form a comentary, its as spot on as it gets, however it lacks a repalyablity that would make it more entertaing. still a good pickup. I'm a good friend of the developer, and I have to say, overall this is a great game. It's not terribly heavy handed with the politics like the other reviews have said, not any more than other simulators of it's kind. There are one or two small bugs, but nothing terrible that gets in the way of gameplay. The Mac version could use a bit of attention, but the PC and Linux versions work perfectly. Overall, 8\/10, would reccomend.. The school bus has the jump drive from Homeworld.10\/10 would go to THAT school.. If you've ever been a student and\/or had a teacher, you should play this game -- especially if you've had an inspirational teacher.This game will make you THINK about the academic system in a different way, since you get to BE the academic system, and appreciate all the hard work teachers put in in spite of the system.Also, it's got a nice, catchy theme song.. Terrible tutorial, poorly executed engine, and generally just dull.. Supported in the failed Kickstarter. Nice premise: have to play dystopian to try to achieve any goals (as in I think you need to turn the kids to pineapples to make money). Buggy at this time, but hopefully will improve. Keep an eye on this.. This game is really brilliant in its approach to commenting on high stakes testing in schools. Sadly, the fun and even some of the message are lost in an overly-complex game design that requires constant micro-managing of teachers and even individual students; for this reason, I didn't even play beyond the first couple of schools because each one became bigger, and the prospect of constantly pausing to zoom in and use an action on a specific student was too daunting to keep playing. Of course, even that's part of the message; it's hard to design curriculum around individual students, why not just turn them into pineapples?!
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